Opposites Do Attract

I've come to the conclusion (and it's only taken me 50 years) that Opposites DO Attract!

My Girlfriend for example ... we have two very different sleeping environments. I like the window open while I sleep and, at some point in the night, a sheet as a blanket.

Give me a fan at the window blowing fresh cool (my girlfriend said to add "cold") air gently swirling (she says "Windtunnel") over me as I sleep.

She tho, likes the window Closed, the heater On full blast and 6 comforters piled on her ... One good thing about this is that I don't mind if she steals all the blankets! Go ahead .. take 'em all.

And of course, theres the problem with turning over to cuddle up to each other .. She complains of frost bite on her arms and hands, and I feel like I'm snuggling up with a space heater running at full blast (To really understand this, read Elvis's lyrics of "Burnin' Love").

So, since we both refuse to sleep in different rooms (She Loves Me!), and there isn't any way to really compromise, we both just have to deal with each other's differences ... isn't that what loves all about?

Besides, I get to spend every night with the hottest, and I do mean "Hottest" woman on the planet!

Jan Michaels is a self-described relationship expert (why is his girlfriend laughing?) that is truly in love. When not writing amusing articles, he doesn't do much of anything really important, unless feeding the cat counts.

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